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This is one of the my first pages on web-design.
Its written for all those who only want to get a web-site to have
one ...
wise choice to refrain
from getting a web site. There are far better ways to improve your
self esteem!
The six Corner Store suggestions to a healthy self esteem.
Don't play in lotteries. Chances are too high that
you are a looser.
Quit attending internet chats. They are an attack
against your intelligence. Examples on request.
Send your psychiatrist on an extended holiday, to
the moon for instance. You will feel better right away, because
its one down saying you are a looser.
Go out and meet people, in a cafe, bar, pub, disco,
mall, at a dance, on the street, whatever. They usually don't bite.
Chances are that you get occasional body contact with total strangers.
This is, in contrast to common view, not harmful at all. It actually
helps building your self esteem. People do not consider you odd
and steer around you in large circles.
Visit a real live book store. See all those people
having fun with books? They can't all be wrong. Experiment with
books. You will find the most astounding stuff.
Talk to people. You'll be surprised! It can be very
entertaining. It can also be very educating. You may learn that
others are in a worse situation than you are.
Built relations to persons. Its easy! The principle
is receptive repetition. Chances are that after a while it comes,
in a one to one situation, to the mutually agreed exchange of body
warmth and fluids. This is in contrast to common belief highly desirable
and not disgusting at all. It will build your self esteem tremendously.
A beneficial side effect is that it also strengthens your immune
system. You will be an all healthier person.
After you have built your self esteem successfully,
following the above six rules, come back to the Corner Store. You
now have a good reason to own a web site: Share your experience!
We will be pleased to help and you will be a winner!
We are cheaper than your psychiatrist. We simply don't take as long!
Don't become a web designer, you'll miss most or
all all of the above. It is also a challenge for your self esteem,
since browser technologies take pride in being differently standards
compliant.
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